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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:41, archived)
7 more sleeps

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:48, archived)
seems to have gone fairly quickly for me
I think having a fixed end date helps. My main focus is on xmas tbh - hoping to get jr a covid test after the end of term which will mean she can come to stay (if negative obv).
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:52, archived)
It was very busy up the covid testing centre this morning, load more staff, maybe the mass testing of my area is starting soon

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:55, archived)
can only be a good thing
I was hoping the mrs' hospital would be able to recommend the kid had a free test but the rules say people with symptoms only, so it's going to cost £100-150 or so
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:00, archived)
Just say she has symptoms, fuck paying

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:01, archived)
that would rely on my wife and kid lying at the walkthrough place, not going to happen

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)
Get her to take up smoking a few days before, she'll defo have a cough then

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:30, archived)
I'll get her some cigars

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)
Cafe cremes are a child's cigar , tin of those should see her right

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:33, archived)
yeah nothing too intimidating to start off with

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)
hands off cocks on socks

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:00, archived)
Unless you are in the rhcp

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:02, archived)
Depends how you parse it
Is it "Hands off cocks, on socks!" or is it "Hands off! Cocks on socks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:04, archived)

strikey-p
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:16, archived)
lol Deends

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:24, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)

Morning all, I see brb dropped in yesterday and told racists to kill themselves in a funny way.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:35, archived)
man that guy is *great*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)

His posts are a joy. I particularly enjoyed his belated response to a debate we were having, referring to talk as 'B3TA's Stormfront'.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:26, archived)
he means the high street Apple reseller.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:35, archived)

Oh dear, context fooled me again.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)
hahaha what a stupid fucking prick
the internet is full of genuine racist shit - why not go and have a go at them rather than at an almost-private chat board populated mostly by mildly edgy middle-aged dudes bored at work cracking willy jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:38, archived)
Because elsewhere his self righteous prickery would get fucking flattened
whereas we just can't be bothered
(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:03, archived)
good morning queefy mcqueeferton

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:55, archived)
guten morgen, mein Fuhrer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:58, archived)
sieg heil

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:08, archived)
*raises glass*

haha, strikey-g gl !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:09, archived)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:14, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:08, archived)
hullo will

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:09, archived)
working from home today.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:11, archived)
not set foot in mine since March

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:17, archived)
you've been homeless since March?
woah
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:46, archived)
I lost my keys, been dossing in the park :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:17, archived)
QUICK, EVERBODY HIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:20, archived)
morning woohoo wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:55, archived)
hi m8-y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)
An alright

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:56, archived)
an album party

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)
An album: sex pistols, punk

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:13, archived)