dang it
I've just had to pay the second half of my landlord's license to Barking council, the scalping shitcunts - and I've got to get my tax return done by the new year which will result in another whopping great bill. First world problems I know but as sole breadwinner for 2+ years things are fucking lean chez Richard's at the mo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:04, archived)

i know the feeling m8
tbf, i can still afford all the presents, the rest of the money was for new ink for myself and, as the tattoo place is closed for the time being, i have a bit of time to save some more. i reckon the whole sleeve will cost me over a grand
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:14, archived)

sounds a little more of a project than my brother's Hawkwind tattoo that he has on his chest
it looks like stevie wonder did it after a bottle of spirits.

He can't have paid more than £50 for it, I fucking hope not anyway
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:16, archived)

paco is a genius with the ink
i wouldn't trust anyone else to do it. problem is, i've already decided what i want on the other arm before the first one is halfway finished
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:22, archived)

you'll have to flog a kidney on the dark web

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:29, archived)

ey iece
(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)

wouldn't get much for her
she's fucking bone idle
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)

Bring back national service

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)

<s> socialism

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:05, archived)

one illy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)