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alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:17, archived)
not too bad
My cold smoke generator has turned up from China so now Friday night gonna smoke me a side of salmon
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:52, archived)
tl;dr anal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:00, archived)
Youd like the building I'm in , full of history

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:47, archived)
I can't wait to be able to get out and about around the town again
there's still so much I want to see/take jr to - not least this place at London Bridge:

oldoperatingtheatre.com/

I've been before but not with the nipper. The museum bit is fairly shit but the operating theatre is amazing. They found it bricked up and completely intact not so long ago iirc.

Then Borough Market for gourmet nomz after obv
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:55, archived)
I'm here, I'm sure if it was touching you'd be chair
www.clothworkers.co.uk/
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)
are we chaired it off the road

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:16, archived)
Ok

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
wouldn't it be great if you could delete other people's accounts on here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:05, archived)
Fantastic. I love the old livery companies and guilds etc
Hugely powerful back in the day - their control over key London trades meant that Kings and governments etc couldn't fuck around with Londoners in the way they could with citizens elsewhere. It was a key reason why so many people wanted to live here even though it was filthy and full of disease/crooks etc. I think if you made it here you couldn't be done for being an outlaw or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:59, archived)
or you couldn't be forced to go off to war, something v attractive anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:00, archived)
I just looked up membership, closed shop unless your family were in it

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:22, archived)
that's some masons shit right there
You used to be able to get in as an apprentice in the old days
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:28, archived)
Tbf I dont really understand the membership the website makes it no clearer,

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)
you must be able to be nominated or something surely, there'd be hardly anyone left otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:47, archived)
Only 900 members , lol, I dunno , I wont ever be one as this confuses me
www.clothworkers.co.uk/membership/about-our-members/
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:50, archived)
nope, I'm none the wiser either

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:57, archived)
I'm there again next week , I'll see if I can get us in, don't really want to do all the charity work tho

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:14, archived)
yeah fuck that, I'm just hoping there's a free bar and fancy dinners

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22, archived)
i bet it's one of those places that don't let women join

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)
actually no, daughters of members are allowed it says


lol members
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:28, archived)
Nah there is defo some women in the old tapestry and paintings as patrons

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:29, archived)
Women merchants held considerable political power in Britain as far back as the middle ages
Money, as ever, talks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:36, archived)
funny when you realize 'seamstress' used to be a euphemism for prostitute

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
that I did not know, chz m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:48, archived)
Looking around the place it appears they own most of the areas land still , had one of the vaults open and it's full of gold and silver , there's at least 6 vaults

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:07, archived)
I've been in the silver vaults in Hatton Garden before
There's some amazing stuff in there but it feels a bit like an antique market more than anything else tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:14, archived)
These clothworkers must have some money, building a 36 storey tower
www.bdonline.co.uk/news/eric-parry-reveals-plans-for-undershaft-neighbour/5102945.article
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:21, archived)
bloody hell you're not wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:27, archived)
that DJ Format megamix on the go here

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:10, archived)
"oldschool funky house classic mix"

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)
Two blokes and a small boy

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:35, archived)
Captain Placid bookmark

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:38, archived)
lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:43, archived)
+d school

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:03, archived)
a high pitched, musical but for the most part stench-free guff on the go here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:05, archived)
saved up plenty of money for christmas
now half of it will have to be spent on a new washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:54, archived)
dang it
I've just had to pay the second half of my landlord's license to Barking council, the scalping shitcunts - and I've got to get my tax return done by the new year which will result in another whopping great bill. First world problems I know but as sole breadwinner for 2+ years things are fucking lean chez Richard's at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:04, archived)
i know the feeling m8
tbf, i can still afford all the presents, the rest of the money was for new ink for myself and, as the tattoo place is closed for the time being, i have a bit of time to save some more. i reckon the whole sleeve will cost me over a grand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:14, archived)
sounds a little more of a project than my brother's Hawkwind tattoo that he has on his chest
it looks like stevie wonder did it after a bottle of spirits.

He can't have paid more than £50 for it, I fucking hope not anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:16, archived)
paco is a genius with the ink
i wouldn't trust anyone else to do it. problem is, i've already decided what i want on the other arm before the first one is halfway finished
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:22, archived)
you'll have to flog a kidney on the dark web

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:29, archived)

ey iece
(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)
wouldn't get much for her
she's fucking bone idle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)
Bring back national service

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)
<s> socialism

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:05, archived)

one illy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)
House of Fools is now showing on Gold
one of the best sitcoms ever in my infallible and utterly expert opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:13, archived)
Nathan Barley popped up in an episode of The Crown and didn't challenge anyone to a quick round of cock, muff, bumhole.
I was so angry that I put my foot through the TV screen and sent the bill to Netflix.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)
no you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:44, archived)
FUCKIN DID

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:45, archived)
not even in my top 3 Erasure songs, sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:51, archived)
knowing you that must be a tough call to make
#superfan
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:58, archived)
+ny

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:58, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)
Apparently heavy d has just died, bit weird, I thought he died years ago

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22, archived)
you're thinking of Big Pun
or any other fat, already dead MC...

This one's always been my favourite of his, with Biz:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwTB23DZVMY

Great Joe Tex break on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfbwh81udQ

God I'm boring, soz m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)