But I'm on a low calorie diet , so I'll have a slim fast and vodka

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:36, archived)

double lemon slice in my gin only please, I'm anorexic
don't discriminate against my condition

oh yeah, and ten Heinekens as well please
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:41, archived)

doesn't it curdle?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)