eight thirty who's thirsty?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 20:30, archived)

I'm putting up Christmas decorations wearing my perfectly erect Father Christmas hat and drinking egg nog CALM DOWN BRB AND READ IT AGAIN.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Nov 2020, 21:34, archived)

I'm sure you'll be the very model of a perfectly erect Father Christmas.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 22:15, archived)

Just as well the kids aren't sitting on his lap in the shop this year eh

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 22:37, archived)

It's wilted now, bloody brewers droop.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Nov 2020, 22:44, archived)

Quick water it before needles start dropping

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 23:05, archived)