Not till 11 for me

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)

HA!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)

Cut myself on a Christmas tree
How the fuck did that happen?
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:11, archived)

you were probably drunk

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:15, archived)