Pack of ready salted please, but could you arrange them nicely on a plate and drop a bit of parsley on top

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:47, archived)

Can I have a sandwich? A cheese sandwich. With cooked meat.
And a hot egg. A crescent of crisps. And a side clump of cress.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:45, archived)