Slackers
So, are we all going round to Cal's for mountains of gak and fois gras?
If so, could someone give me a lift? I've not topped up my oyster card in 9 months.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:07, archived)

I'm not sure this deal makes him any richer than when slackr floated at 20 billion

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:14, archived)

And it's his shitty code that has left poor mongy festering on the naughty step for 7 months

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:15, archived)

need a drink

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:37, archived)

sure, I'll be round in a bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:08, archived)

I fancy a Boris Menu.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:40, archived)

Pack of ready salted please, but could you arrange them nicely on a plate and drop a bit of parsley on top

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:47, archived)

Can I have a sandwich? A cheese sandwich. With cooked meat.
And a hot egg. A crescent of crisps. And a side clump of cress.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:45, archived)