morning, citizens

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 6:22, archived)

I’m giving Eric Bobo a lift to his job at the turkey farm this morning as his fiesta needs a new head gasket. I’m picking him up at 7:30.
As we arranged it I did my ‘You better be ready ^{you better be ready}’ schtick, which he laughed at a bit, I think he was just humouring me.
(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:18, archived)

I'm not sure it's worth replacing, how old is the fiesta?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:38, archived)

It’s a 1990 popular plus 1.1, classic. He will have it done when the turkey money starts rolling in. It’s only a two month contract but you can’t argue with £12 an hour.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:16, archived)

I hope he's getting you a nice discount on a Norfolk black to say thank you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:43, archived)

He’s sorting all the boys out this year, good lad is old bobo, he’ll see me right

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:17, archived)

that's Eric all over

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:55, archived)

g'day sport

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:43, archived)

g'day

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:49, archived)

do you like my new sofa
ibb.co/rvhGmTH
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:44, archived)

nice laminate flooring m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:51, archived)

thanks cost quite a bit

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:59, archived)

lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:56, archived)

had it all screed nice and flat looks lovely

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:13, archived)

you've gone furniture-mad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:54, archived)

Needs more speaker

( broadsword, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:19, archived)

eight of the buggers in that room

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:28, archived)

morning hitler

( broadsword, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:46, archived)

broadly
*tips cap*
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:50, archived)

urghh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)

alrite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:17, archived)

It's Thursday! It's nearly the weekend!
Happy Thursday, everyone!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:18, archived)

miserable weather here

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:37, archived)

Yeah, light dusting of snow this morning
and I thought "oh, that's nice, I'll just slide that off the car before I go to work". Then found that it was fucking frozen on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:55, archived)

snow eh?
Wouldn't be out in that shite
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:24, archived)

Wouldn't be out in No way would I poison my body wi'
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:12, archived)

poison my body wi' that shite stab someone down the lane
(dribble, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:38, archived)

samesies
fackin wazzing it down
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:55, archived)

where are you to?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:46, archived)

East London

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:03, archived)

oh god I'm sorry

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:15, archived)

I love it
not this particular bit especially, but overall it's fucking great
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:53, archived)

Hi el

(dribble, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)