I put the tree up.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:49, archived)

TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

I know but everyone is fed up innit

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:04, archived)

yeah well people are stupid hollow bang chambers devoid of any self defining wisdom

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)

couldn't get your fourth one up there eh
maybe take your rings off?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)

the prison guards were well impressed!!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:05, archived)

Impressive gape skills m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)

didn't realise my cam was on

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)

We dressed up one of our rap group band mates in foliage and called him ‘Tree-Real’ but it wasn’t for Xmas, we were just having a laugh when we all worked in the Fray Bentos pie factory together in the early days

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)

Fucking gerkins here

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)

send pics

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:13, archived)

I'm on my way to gherkin-land also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:49, archived)

Yep, it's that time alright

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)

Disgusting.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:14, archived)