Drinky drinky drink drink. I've become festive early on this year and am full of piss and vinegar and vodka and cider and port and mulled wine and Syndol. I'm going to have a shot at exactly 23:35. Please do join me in a convivial manner.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)

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( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)

As many as you can fit in your pockets.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:22, archived)

dirty boy, or girl

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:24, archived)

Gherkins are all you're gonna get out of me buddy!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:27, archived)

that's all I want from anyone

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:31, archived)

Cheers!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:35, archived)

cheers, drinking cider at the mo, strongbow as it goes, quite nice

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:38, archived)

i've already got drunk, fallen asleep and woken up again

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:41, archived)

typical hitler

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:43, archived)

well, i am 130

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:48, archived)

BPM? Same as tricky disco

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:50, archived)

Well now I've had 3 shots and opened another beer. Still no gherkins despite all the promises.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:52, archived)

yeah it's gonna take more than that

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:53, archived)

i'll gherk in you
if ya like
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:54, archived)

Well that isn't very festive at all.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:04, archived)

i'll wear an xmas jumper

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:10, archived)

And that little Timmy, is the meaning of sexmas.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:29, archived)

that does make it festive

( broadsword, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:29, archived)

and it’s seasonal too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:46, archived)

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(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 5:40, archived)