As many as you can fit in your pockets.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:22, archived)

dirty boy, or girl

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:24, archived)

Gherkins are all you're gonna get out of me buddy!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:27, archived)

that's all I want from anyone

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:31, archived)

Cheers!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:35, archived)

cheers, drinking cider at the mo, strongbow as it goes, quite nice

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:38, archived)

i've already got drunk, fallen asleep and woken up again

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:41, archived)

typical hitler

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:43, archived)

well, i am 130

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:48, archived)

BPM? Same as tricky disco

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:50, archived)

Well now I've had 3 shots and opened another beer. Still no gherkins despite all the promises.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:52, archived)

yeah it's gonna take more than that

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:53, archived)

i'll gherk in you
if ya like
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:54, archived)

Well that isn't very festive at all.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:04, archived)

i'll wear an xmas jumper

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:10, archived)

And that little Timmy, is the meaning of sexmas.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:29, archived)

that does make it festive

( broadsword, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:29, archived)

and it’s seasonal too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:46, archived)

l

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 5:40, archived)