John Nettles makes excellent serrano ham, available from his online butchery.

Serrano de Bergerac, it's called.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:57, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:58, archived)

excellent

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