this site is dead on its arse now queef is off getting gherkins

( broadsword, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:40, archived)

They say I'm crazy
I bought discount ham
That's my perogative
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:56, archived)

That's no way to talk about Whitney, Bob.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 19:36, archived)

Oh, I wanna ham that's 50p
I want it really cheap, 50p
Yeah, I want a lunch of cut price meat
And perhaps some salami
(dribble, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 20:26, archived)

Ham! Ham! I am! a man!
Knob or no knob,
You can't tell me that I'm not.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 22:44, archived)

Ham, I wish I was your lover

(dribble, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 23:49, archived)

Ham, I feel like a gammon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 6:27, archived)

Agadoo doo doo, eat pineapple and ham, 50p

( broadsword, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 20:29, archived)