i'll name that ham in one

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 9:34, archived)

They've just cancelled my flu jab appointment
I've got up and dressed for nowt, bastards
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:13, archived)

already had mine
beedle in the eyeball isn't as bad as i imagined
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:40, archived)

Only if he uses his smaller hand, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 17:52, archived)