my local MP was on the Corbyn front bench.
She had the bad luck to knock on my door for a chat when it was the Euro elections.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:04, archived)

that poor woman
I bet you invited her in and trapped her for hours going on about 'snapbacks' and endlessly repeating the same two Alan Partridge quotes until she lost the will to live - before delivering your coup de grace: singing a medley of 'nu metal' classics whilst skipping in a circle, clad in a pair of ludicrous voluminous trousers.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)

that's precisely what happened, are you spying on me?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:45, archived)

no, I'm your local MP 'eye arr el'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:47, archived)

I didn't vote for you, because your then-boss was a hopeless cretin

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)

They’re all hopeless
I used to live a few doors down from Tim Farron, god-bothering aside he’s a pretty decent bloke but totally unequipped to lead a party, never mind govern the country. The Lib Dem’s are so irrelevant now I haven’t a clue who the current leader is

tl:dr politicians eh, what are they like
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:01, archived)

bring back Charles Kennedy!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:12, archived)

I’ll drink to that 🥃

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:13, archived)

Paddy Pantsdown 4 lyf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 7:52, archived)