Just go to your nearest field

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:51, archived)

Oh right, and sentence it to an eventual horrific combine harvester death
why not just drop it into a food mixer right now
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:05, archived)

Vegans should avoid food containing cereal crops, almost certainly there's bits of animals in there

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:17, archived)

People who are allergic to cockroaches have to avoid ground coffee because of the frequent inclusion of cockroach body parts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:37, archived)

that's what makes it delicious
how do you find out you're allergic to cockroaches and not just coffee?

you'd have to eat a cockroach on its own to find out i guess.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:52, archived)

If you survive you inherit its radiation resistance

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:54, archived)

You ask a cockroach.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 13:00, archived)

I said 'field', not 'Wurzels festival'.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:30, archived)

i read it as Wurzels festival tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:51, archived)

Qualcast mutilates
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:52, archived)