No-one elected Johnson. And as was referenced yesterday, Corbyn would hardly have done better.

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 20:03, archived)

25,000 stupid cunts in Uxbridge and South Ruislip elected him to parliament, 160 cunt MPs selected him in an election, and then tens of thousands of tory party cunts elected him party leader, then millions of idiotic cunts voted Conservative.
It's not hard to imagine Corbyn following the scientific advice more strictly than Bojo, especially considering that Corbyn is a Marxist (so loves science and wouldn't mind a bit of benevolent authoritarianism).

That said, he's a fucking idiot so he might have done a Trump instead.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)