what's a twitter?
are you some sort of new age hippy nomad techno goblin?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:18, archived)

It's a cross between
Twat and shitter
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

hang on a minute
you're back after 8 years and half of your sum total of talk posts are in this thread. did you expect us to break out the champagne? why don't you sod off for another 8 years. maybe we'll miss you then.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:54, archived)

Prolly not though, if we're honest.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:44, archived)

if we're honest
But we're devious naughty plops
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:55, archived)