So, after a hiatus
Of about 8 years probably,what's been happening? Have I missed anything?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 0:23, archived)

Fuck all

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 5:31, archived)

Oh, Bill Bailey won strictly

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:00, archived)

Thank god this was announced yesterday, otherwise there would have been nationwide riots over the no deal brexit and the cancellation of christmas.

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 10:44, archived)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:59, archived)

THEY just want to take our attention away from what's REALLY going on. And by that I mean the abolition of free speech and the removal of our human rights.
But brexit and covid both failed as distractions, so now we get a distraction from the distraction.

Distrception.
(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:33, archived)

i'm so distracted right now
i can't tell if the distraction is the distraction or if the distraction is the distraction from the distraction
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:35, archived)

You've played right into they are hands

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

i feel so stupid
what were we talking about again?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:37, archived)

Next week's royal wedding.
Strange that there was absolutely no mention of it until late last night. Still, gawd bless the 'appy couple and all their hastily decorated commemorative tat.
(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:41, archived)

the bbc has an article telling us loyal peasants what she has for xmas dinner!
turns out it's fat piles of cash and a huge kitchen with staff
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:36, archived)

Fake news, it's obviously swan

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:17, archived)

wonder what swan tastes like

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:26, archived)

probably ostrich

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:54, archived)

I bet Rob tasted that emu a few times we could ask him
Crack out the ouija boards, lads!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:03, archived)

actually now i think about it,
i've had duck and i've had goose, so it must be possible to extrapolate swan along that line
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:17, archived)

Anatidae in a pear sauce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

i meant rod not rob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:50, archived)

she's eating her kitchen staff for christmas dinner?
the monster
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:50, archived)

they ARE free-range

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:54, archived)

not at the moment,
i imagine they will be confined to their barns for the time being, on account of the servant flu that's going around
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:00, archived)

well, quite
can't have her maj getting infected by one of her tame plebs now, can we?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:14, archived)

dunno, do you mean talk or qotw?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:14, archived)

No one knows who you are, cares how long you’ve been away or wants you to post here

(Garold Huzzah!, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:22, archived)

Ha, classic Sen Dog!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:46, archived)

Pfft
I was B3ta royalty in the day.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

i don't remember you
perhaps you're confusing yourself with someone else. maybe you do that a lot. i dunno.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:03, archived)

you say that like it's a good thing
You, Legless, Resident Loon, Spimf, spankyhanky.

A litany of shitness.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)

= litness

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:35, archived)

it was a perfect crime
there were no litnesses
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

Witness the shitness

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:03, archived)

clickin dis nuff respec bruv innit tho #shitelads

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:37, archived)

a litany of shitness
should be a username
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:04, archived)

welcome new person. you'll fit right in.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)

what's a twitter?
are you some sort of new age hippy nomad techno goblin?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:18, archived)

It's a cross between
Twat and shitter
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

hang on a minute
you're back after 8 years and half of your sum total of talk posts are in this thread. did you expect us to break out the champagne? why don't you sod off for another 8 years. maybe we'll miss you then.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:54, archived)

Prolly not though, if we're honest.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:44, archived)

if we're honest
But we're devious naughty plops
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:55, archived)

You've missed 27 important things.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:38, archived)

What was number 17?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:51, archived)

so glad you're back
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

nosy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)

Broadsword had 2920 poos and at least 10,000 wees

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:51, archived)

yeah but he also fucked friz's dead kid so

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:59, archived)

Yes, I've had 2920 poos and at least 10,000 wees

( broadsword, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:56, archived)

ez bruv

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:52, archived)

alright rich

( broadsword, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:34, archived)

how come you all get reindeer and i get a fucking angel?
i feel i'm being misrepresented
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:28, archived)

welcome to the team

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:02, archived)

damn
is this a "give the girls angels" thing?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:14, archived)

how very Victorian if so,
angels are typically represented as men in the bible
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:38, archived)

very odd

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:38, archived)

They identify as men but nothing downstairs to prove either way
Celestial Kens
(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

plastic underpants and a trademark?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

you get eagle eye ones as well

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:53, archived)

God sees all... with His realistic moving eyes!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:41, archived)

and the jeep that moves in every direction without turning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:41, archived)

STRIKETHROUGH 'TRADE'
ADD 'SKID'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)

well indeed,
they tend to manifest in an outwardly masculine form but obviously have no need for either set of equipment
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:52, archived)

how is babby angel formed

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:03, archived)

how god get chrebub

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:06, archived)

lol

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)