wonder what swan tastes like

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:26, archived)

probably ostrich

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:54, archived)

I bet Rob tasted that emu a few times we could ask him
Crack out the ouija boards, lads!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:03, archived)

actually now i think about it,
i've had duck and i've had goose, so it must be possible to extrapolate swan along that line
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:17, archived)

Anatidae in a pear sauce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

i meant rod not rob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:50, archived)