Philomenas is still doing alfresco pints, and I was informed they are open xmas day

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)

mild enough to be worth a go I'd say
Torrential rain incoming mind you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)

I had a couple, it's the lack of toilets that is the issue, sitting on the train busting

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)

Quentin blake illustrated a tale of a lad on a moving train weeing in a hat and then emptying it out of the window
into a signalman's face
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:54, archived)