Not morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:10, archived)

I bet you have earned prizez for your obzervational zkillz

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:22, archived)

hey watch your tongue that's queef, he's kind of a big deal around here
well not really, but watch your tongue it's right in my earhole
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)

Fucking have, as it goes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:25, archived)

I don't believe you aspirate your "h"'s
you say 'ave, innit?

example: (Queef: "Oy fokkin' 'ave." [I fucking have])
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:40, archived)

unless you pronouce i.e. H(eych)MV
which is the only proper way
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:42, archived)

Aitch mate not eych

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:44, archived)

there you go, Cheapside lad, you are

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:45, archived)

No that is how H is spelt

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:47, archived)

alright, "AitchMV"
pronounced, surely. but that's not your name
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:50, archived)

but thank you for correcting me, a mere Continentalist, what do I know
amirite
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:51, archived)

Dont want you coming to blighty and not dropping those aitches

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:01, archived)

might I get mugged or worse just because I'm a foreigner?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:09, archived)

defo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:33, archived)

How the fuck is amrica candyland oxford street an essential shop

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:26, archived)

If you say its name three times, it appears in the mirror behind you

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

black candy. yuuuck

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:29, archived)

bit racist m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

poor Bertie Basset

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:45, archived)

yuuuck bam-a-lam
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:21, archived)

high fructose syrup is one of your five a day

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

Maybe it's a govt plan to kill off some additional peasants with mega-covid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:24, archived)

Philomenas is still doing alfresco pints, and I was informed they are open xmas day

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)

mild enough to be worth a go I'd say
Torrential rain incoming mind you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)

I had a couple, it's the lack of toilets that is the issue, sitting on the train busting

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)

Quentin blake illustrated a tale of a lad on a moving train weeing in a hat and then emptying it out of the window
into a signalman's face
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:54, archived)

not afternoon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

hullo Adolf meine kleine kinder*

*I didn't do German, learnt all mine from Commando and Warlord comics so this may be gibberish
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:23, archived)

i did german, quite a few of them actually

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:34, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:34, archived)

spose

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:06, archived)

y
smoked a gammon joint yesterday, my first try, it's the fackin business
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:26, archived)

Haha but I kept getting mustard on the roach!!!
Joint can mean different things!!!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:27, archived)

As can "gammon", lolz!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:35, archived)

Gammon it
/newcleus
( broadsword, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)

Gammon gammon gammon
/glitter
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:51, archived)

She has gone and now it seems I gammon my own
/dave clarke five
( broadsword, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:05, archived)

Gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon chameleon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:12, archived)

have a lovely ring of pineapple with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:13, archived)

it's always morning when i arrive

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:43, archived)

morning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:43, archived)

mooning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:06, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:27, archived)

You're right, it's not

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 13:46, archived)

lol snot

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:06, archived)

how's that tatoo on u r butt turn out?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:16, archived)

The one on my arse was years ago
The new tattoo is on my arm and it's itchy as fuck
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:49, archived)

spider web?

(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:50, archived)

Arse one is a biohazard sign
Arm one is invader zim
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:56, archived)

Three half hitches today

(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:23, archived)

get knotted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:31, archived)

Get thai'd

(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)