Which member of Limp Bizkit masterminded the unification of Germany in 1871, and served as its first chancellor until 1890?
John Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg, known as John Otto von Bismarck!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:47, archived)

WWI happened because an Austrian got shot
WWII happened because an Austrian didn't get shot
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:50, archived)

Next time, we should stab him and see what happens.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)

So what I think you’re saying is, if we nuke Austria right now, we can avoid WWIII altogether

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 21:40, archived)

No that would cause it
and then not doing it a second time would cause WWIV
(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)