I wanna wake up with you
I wanna reach out and know that you‘re there
( Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 10:34, archived)

      .-"```"-.
     /_\ _ _ __\
    | /{` ` `  `}
    {} {_,_,_,_,}
       )/ a  a \(.       -- merry cunting christmas
          _()_              __
     { | /_)(_\ | }       _/  \
   /`{ \        / }`\   _| `  |
  /   { '.____.' }   \ {_`-._/
 /     {_,    ,_}     \/ `-._}
|        `{--}`    \  /    /
|    /    {  }     | `    /
;    |    {  }     |\    /
 \    \   {__}     | '..'
  \_.-'}==//\\====/
  {_.-'\==\\//====\
   |   ,)  ``     |
    \__|          |
     |     __     |
     | _   /\   _ |
     |     ||     |
     \ _ _ || _ _ /
     {` ` `}{` ` `}
     {_,_,_}{_,_,_}
      |    ||    |
      /-. _||_ .-\
      /    /  \    \
    |___ /    \ ___|
    `"""`      `"""`

( broadsword, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 10:40, archived)

I snore like fuck

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 11:04, archived)

I dribble and steal the sheets.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 14:33, archived)

Merry Christmas, wanker's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 11:29, archived)