Well I hope this fackin ragu is nice, it serves 10
5h til we find out.

Hope you're having a nice day. I think my mother might have been somewhat over-refreshed yesterday, she texted my kid to say 'happy birthday', only 7 months off.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 15:08, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 15:13, archived)

half left
Lolol8ololinsusbdsishzjiskwkwodkslw
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 15:53, archived)

Read it doc? I know the guy! Polish optician test etc. Sorry brb.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 26 Dec 2020, 16:48, archived)

boxing bumjobs
Lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 16:51, archived)

not really, no
apart from the black eye, i have had a sore throat all day. checked it before with the aid of a small torch and my tonsils are yellow. fucking perfect.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)

As someone whose life has been imperiled by peritonsular abscesses
Get thee to an apothecary asap
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 18:35, archived)

Septic tonsillitis
I've had it loads of times. Doctor keeps trying to give me penicillin for it, every time I have to remind him I'm allergic to it
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:06, archived)

maybe you have...
TonsYELLitis
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 18:45, archived)

Hah
Should have known something wasn't right, my ears were itchy yesterday, that normally precedes manky tonsils
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:07, archived)

Hello Queef Christmas and the rest of /talk
I celebrated Christmas in style yesterday by making a pizza and slathering it with fresh chilis that were so hot it made me throw up. It's what the Baby Jesus would have wanted.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)

lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:34, archived)

#YOLO

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:43, archived)

High queef, sometimes I like to sing 'shitty bumholes' to the music from chitty bang bang, you should try it sometime

( broadsword, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:52, archived)

17/20
www.theguardian.com/games/2020/sep/01/gotta-quiz-em-all-the-guardians-pokemon-quiz
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 20:57, archived)

18

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Dec 2020, 14:56, archived)