I got a tiny terrarium with moss in it, from my brother.
It's an old family in-joke that I like to molest moss. Which I do, sort of.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Dec 2020, 21:54, archived)

You should get a terrapin for it

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 22:21, archived)

How do you molest moss?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 27 Dec 2020, 22:51, archived)

I just like the texture of it, so if I'm walking past an old wall or something with moss growing on it I will tend to give it a little stroke.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Dec 2020, 22:54, archived)

I see, so you're a ho moss sexual.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 27 Dec 2020, 23:03, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Dec 2020, 23:11, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)