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Afternoon all
Did anyone get anything exciting, unusual, or amusingly shit for Christmas? What was it?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 27 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 14:36, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 14:47, archived)
Not just any diarrhoea. Marks and Spencer's diarrhoea.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 15:06, archived)
no

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 15:36, archived)
My friend was unironically thrilled when her bestie gave her a bidet

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 15:37, archived)
Backpack in the shape of a coffin
A Disturbed t-shirt and a Han Solo frozen in carbonite pop vinyl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 16:47, archived)
The backpack and t-shirt were both exciting to me
The pop vinyl was amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 19:32, archived)
RSPB membership,
and then saw a Kingfisher on the Christmas Day walk to the local nature reserve, first time I've seen one there.

/baldmonkey
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 16:58, archived)
I got a tiny terrarium with moss in it, from my brother.
It's an old family in-joke that I like to molest moss. Which I do, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Dec 2020, 21:54, archived)
You should get a terrapin for it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 22:21, archived)

How do you molest moss?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 27 Dec 2020, 22:51, archived)
I just like the texture of it, so if I'm walking past an old wall or something with moss growing on it I will tend to give it a little stroke.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Dec 2020, 22:54, archived)

I see, so you're a ho moss sexual.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 27 Dec 2020, 23:03, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Dec 2020, 23:11, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 27 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
i got a new porsche

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 28 Dec 2020, 0:03, archived)