I have managed to burn a very specific area of the roof of my mouth, somehow
'Queeve' sounds like a mediaeval word so I looked it up and it actually isn't but I did find a video of the world champion queefer.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Dec 2020, 12:27, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:07, archived)