New Year's Queeve thread
Alright bummer's, it's me here (Queef Richard's), wishing you all (apart from that awful wankstain banned poster dozer EDIT: and brb) a Happy New Year, and my very best wishes for 2021.

I just fell down the stairs rushing to answer the door to the postman and have badly grazed my wrist. Worth it though, got a great new record. Doing individual beef wellingtons for din-dins, cool huh?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

wellington curtain
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

I have managed to burn a very specific area of the roof of my mouth, somehow
'Queeve' sounds like a mediaeval word so I looked it up and it actually isn't but I did find a video of the world champion queefer.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Dec 2020, 12:27, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:07, archived)

I'll be having just eat , probably curry

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 12:58, archived)

all the promo offers for Uber Eats and Deliveroo ever seem to do is slightly offset their expensive delivery prices
Just Eat seem to have more genuine deals, plus I liked the Snoop Dogg ad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:08, archived)

I agree best ads of the year too, even the puppet one

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:12, archived)

by a long chalk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:22, archived)

that ad was made by my mate's chum
Apparently it was a lot of fun to make.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:23, archived)

that ad was made my face is covered
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 13:27, archived)

Yeah I couldn’t be bothered working it out properly but I could see where it was going and I laughed anyway

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:18, archived)

I just ring up my local Chinese. Never used those delivery apps ever.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 16:45, archived)

Another fascinating insight into the wild world of planearm
anything good on telly tonight?
( broadsword, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:48, archived)

Just watched Aladdin with Will Smith
7/10
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:09, archived)

bit harsh.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 14:01, archived)

Happy New Tier everyone!
So, who's going to break the rules tonight and have friends and family round?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 16:44, archived)

Friends? /talk?

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 16:51, archived)

It’s not about the friends you make, it’s about the strangers you insult along the way.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:12, archived)