hello you crazy mental cripples
what's going on in omg just end it already land?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)

Baked vacherin today
Fresh start to the year, start as you mean to go on, you know.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)

i'm making soda bread
cos i'm irish
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)

Oh that's right, I was going to make farls the other day
loads of spuds to get through
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)

too soon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:51, archived)

eh?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)

your glut of potatoes
I'M IRISH YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:38, archived)

ahhh, got you now
sorry about your potatolessness
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:43, archived)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
NONE, AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:21, archived)

kartoffelkopf

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)

I hate soda bread, no offense

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)

how do you make it?
i make mine with natural yoghurt
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:03, archived)

'soda bread' is his nickname for Pakistanis

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:15, archived)

ahh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:39, archived)

Parsnips?
ARSEnips more like!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

hate love
a bread, no offence omizing myself with root vegetables
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:23, archived)

B Sh + an herin today , put the
start to the year, start as you mean to go on, you know ness back
( broadsword, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:36, archived)

they make another one of those for personal hygiene
shake ballsack
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

hiya

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:53, archived)

hello unfamilair username i'm not sure we've met
i'm hitler, but my friends just call me fuhrer
they also tell me to fuck off quite a lot
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:00, archived)

Not much
Just eating some king prawns
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:49, archived)

Eat some queens too for equality's sake

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

prawning queen
young and sweet only shrimpenteen
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:31, archived)

queen takes prawn

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:34, archived)

up the gary lolol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:36, archived)