great news guys, 8.7% growth in my pension over the last 12 months!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)

sion is

Now up to 4cm erect! Those pills really *do* work!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 9:29, archived)

I think mine's fewer than what's been paid in

(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

lol gutted

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

It's okay, quite looking forward to burning through my savings and ending my life on benefits

(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)

I believe it's quite popular for people on benefits to end their lives, they can't all be wrong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)