alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)

How the fuck have I got 3 copies of terminator 3?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 12:24, archived)

Yeah they breed like bunnies those things

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 12:26, archived)

More to the point, why do you have it at all?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 12:37, archived)

My love of shit films is well known

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 13:22, archived)

^Moser fan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:37, archived)

Hans Moser?
never heard of him
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

No, not him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)

Still better than anything afterwards

(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:43, archived)

that's true

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:45, archived)

It would be even better if they'd scrapped the stupidity
Arnie being picky about sunglasses, for example

It's not charming and a nice nod to 2, it's just bollocks
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:50, archived)

^ upset

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 15:02, archived)

Fummingator

(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 15:24, archived)

I thought it was an affectionate piss-take of the whole thing
they'd had enough faffing around with time travel by that point, so they just did a parody

when you think of the difference in style between the ice-blooded noir of the first one and having a lady Terminator with inflatable boobs...
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 15:09, archived)

I should rewatch it with that in mind
might be better
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 15:26, archived)

it's a fun couple of hours when you've had a few cans

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 15:30, archived)

TALK TO DA HAND

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

even a cybernetic organism wouldn't wear those fucking elton john-looking monstrosities

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:33, archived)

He's trying to blend in, he'll wear whatever his chosen victim had on them.
Fashion, gayness or anything else wouldn't even come into it - unless he'd been sent back with a complete knowledge of social signifiers of the time, and I guess not, since John had to teach him everything. Looking for transport and clothes, it's just luck he went into a biker bar rather than, say, a pizza delivery company.
/upsetter
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:44, archived)

Domino-ter 2

(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)

leather is hard-wearing, thus more beneficial and practical
if he wanted to blend in, wearing pink-tinted, glittery, star-shaped sunglasses with biker's leathers would definitely not help
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

He shouldn't fall off his bike though, what with machine reflexes
and even if he does it'll only damage the organic covering. Which itself is kind of irrelevant after he's travelled, seeing as he's almost unstoppable and the T-1000 must know all previous model disguises by sight anyway.
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:51, archived)

Oh hang on you're talking 3 again not 2.
No, I can't really defend it much at all.
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)

it is gloriously shit

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:57, archived)

No comparison though to DF
which was the last thing I saw on the big screen

Christ, what a thing to end it on
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 17:03, archived)

could have been worse
at least it wasn't santa claus and the ice cream bunny
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)

I'd never heard of that
it sounds like a waste of film
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

it's quite possibly the most bizarre thing i've ever seen

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I did mean "my cinema-going"
but it could equally mean "the terminator franchise"
(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)

alright dame judi's stench

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 12:27, archived)

alright bro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:12, archived)

adsw

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:12, archived)

ord

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:12, archived)

not so bad, not so bad
I need to do my tax return, and I always dread it until I actually start doing it, but am still procrastinating.

And by 'it', I of course mean 'your nan up the Paul Gadd'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 12:46, archived)

Edgy.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:11, archived)

Bono-y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:33, archived)

Yeah , beers been delivered

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 13:20, archived)

did you see that Brewdog were giving away a 4 pack of their new lager?
There was a 45 minute queue to get on their website to order it.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)

No

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 13:53, archived)

WELL THEY WERE, OK?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:11, archived)

"YOU ARE NOW WAITING IN A QUEUE
You are now waiting in a queue for access to BrewDog.com because our website is currently over capacity. When it is your turn you will have 10 minutes to enter the website."

fucking lol
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 14:17, archived)

They can only have so many on the site at one time because of social distancing

(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)