To a bemused driver with several sandwiches wrapped in tin foil who asked if he could maybe surrender the meat and keep just the bread, one customs officer replied: “No, everything will be confiscated. Welcome to Brexit, sir, I’m sorry.”
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:48,
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That was me m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:54,
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Welcome to Brexit, Queef, I'm sorry.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:55,
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They're just jealous of our famously delicious sandwiches
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:19,
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welcome to brexit, you'll never leave
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:42,
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gammons in actions having consequences shocker
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:06,
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gammon sandwich, that's customs' lunch sorted
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dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:55,
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This is just the beginning
First your sandwiches, then your women.
Then there’ll be no one to make your sandwiches
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Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:45,
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No cooked meats even for personal use. Keep it uk eh!
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Nicki Minaj, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 20:29,
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