To a bemused driver with several sandwiches wrapped in tin foil who asked if he could maybe surrender the meat and keep just the bread, one customs officer replied: “No, everything will be confiscated. Welcome to Brexit, sir, I’m sorry.”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)

That was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

Welcome to Brexit, Queef, I'm sorry.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 18:55, archived)

They're just jealous of our famously delicious sandwiches

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

welcome to brexit, you'll never leave

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:42, archived)

gammons in actions having consequences shocker

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:06, archived)

gammon sandwich, that's customs' lunch sorted

(dribble, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:55, archived)

This is just the beginning
First your sandwiches, then your women.
Then there’ll be no one to make your sandwiches
(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)

No cooked meats even for personal use. Keep it uk eh!

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)