THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW I HAVE HAD *E-FUCKING-NOUGH* OF YOU UTTER CUNT'S

not really, hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)

Monday before bt will look at my internet ffs

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:03, archived)

it's everyone's internet and we're all looking at it
apart from you obviously
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)

my mums just got over a oner because BT were pricks fixing their phone line

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

b+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

To give them their credit, when a BT issue knocked out all GP internet access across Gloucestershire this morning they had it fixed by the afternoon.
Only 4 fucking hours of being completely unable to access any patient records and appointment lists and although admittedly patients were a little pissed off I think it's very unlikely that more than a handful could have died as a result.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 23:21, archived)

Has Frank made an appearance at any point?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)

yes, for about 20 seconds before being lolbanned again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

handbags!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)

+and the jamrags that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy ya

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)

now there's one I haven't heard in a while

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)

I cannot stand Rod Stewart, with the exception of Hot Legs which is a fucking tune


ah man it's great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcjjxYbgNM
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:29, archived)

yeah I'm not really a fan either
although I'd put his version of Handbags and Gladrags on a par with the Stereophonics', if only because the song itself is clearly a product of the late 60s and not the 90s

Hot Legs is great, I don't think Rod's ever rocked out so hard
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:35, archived)

actually this is also fantastic, in a 'pointless Small Faces ripoff' way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-VMx037x_Y

Julie Driscoll and Brian Auger were fucking amazing though, apologies in advance for DLT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuIFYp6hlhc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)

ah yeah, I do love a good bit of Hammond jamming
My uncle had a Hammond when I was a kid, although he was more interested in motorsports than music
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)

Not his disco classic?

(dribble, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 22:42, archived)

only this version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOh4z2ASdk
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:12, archived)

new watch and new trainers on the way lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:16, archived)

I got the OK to buy those adidas I linked to earlier, they are 'DA BAMB'
not sure how but I had a credit balance on my paypal account so I had to pay out even less than I thought.

Which, as I'm sure we must surely all agree, is interesting, Richard's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)

don't fancy that skateboard then?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

I have no use for it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

hang it on the wall innit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:35, archived)

n

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

I have a mate who does that, normally old 80s santa Cruz reissues, mind you his house is massive

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)

use it as a shoe rack

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)