I DUN WNNA GET UP
i have 20 minutes and i have to make my lunch, i have to get up.

morning
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 6:40, archived)

happy birthday, Wikipedia
morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 6:55, archived)

Hang on, Wikipedia is Hitler?
Well, that explains everything.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 6:58, archived)

alright, Jon Snow

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 7:27, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:13, archived)

So, sea shanties are all the rage now are they?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)

No.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:58, archived)

I think you'll find they are
www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/15/shantytok-how-a-19th-century-seafaring-epic-inspired-a-covid-generation
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)

that's quite the bass drop

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

I'll bet tangles (RIP) is down with it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

A story in the Grauniad about a "viral TikTok hit" does not equate to it being 'all the rage', imho

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:30, archived)

It's as close as I get to knowing what's hip with the kids

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:31, archived)

Closer than me these days, to be fair.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:26, archived)

haha 'The Grauniad'!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:32, archived)

I know, I should have said 'Teh Grauniad' :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)

and their right wing counterpart 'The Daily Fail'!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)

Omg, teh racists were right all along
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55666407
(dribble, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:36, archived)

Not sure how paranoid nazis will feel about having so many brown people agree with them about vaccines.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)

Can't grasp science because thick, can't grasp science because of language
finally some common ground
(dribble, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:47, archived)

Don't forget 'The Torygraph'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

haha original satire!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

You seem inexplicably upset about all this.
Are you upset? It's very hard to tell these days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)

I am permanently upset m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:07, archived)

Grauniad readers this morning wondering "have I had the TikTok vaccine this year?"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)

it seems you are right
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqYKuetWhYM
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)

I am so ahead of the curve
you could say I'm a bit bent
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:22, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)

garoboros

(dribble, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)

Big hairy bum it's 8.41
morning
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:42, archived)

is this bingo with my nan?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

hiyas

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

I'm getting dressed later and later these days

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:19, archived)

I need cash to buy weed , but I'm not allowed out till midnight

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)

Something to do with an ASBO?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:23, archived)

A mobile phone app say I cant

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)

can't you ask a pal to post some through your door?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)

Meh , I'll give it till lunchtime and walk up the cash point , dont think 6 hours will make much difference

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)

💩

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8289299
(dribble, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:48, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:50, archived)