i've got loads to do and so I'm not doing it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:29, archived)

best way to get things done, I find

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)

I had to bond a gas meter , about 10m run, that's it for my whole day , I finished hours ago

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

I've been flat out since 7:30
As a result I am now pretty much up to date, which is nothing short of a miracle.

Also it looks like Mrs Q might get a vaccine offer this week: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55698132

She's in the 'clinically extremely vulnerable' bracket.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)

Fingers crossed eh , few old fellas from my local have had it , no problems

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)

yeah same with some of my mum's neighbours
a couple have even had their second ones already
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)

Not heard fuck all about my dad getting it , he's 84

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:32, archived)

that's not right - could he have ignored the letter/call?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:49, archived)

Nope, not had a letter . I know you are not supposed to call about it but I might give his doctors a ring

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:51, archived)

Yeah I would

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:56, archived)

You do keep hearing about admin twats losing huge chunks of databases because they shouldn't be trusted with important things

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:00, archived)

Like this? www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/15/priti-patel-under-fire-as-150000-police-records-accidentally-lost
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:15, archived)

maybe if NHS admin twats spent fewer time on wikipedia and more time on their jobs then this stuff wouldn't happen

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

Glad to see downs syndrome on the list , dozer and his mum can get jabbed now

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)

shout going out to the popular page massive

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:25, archived)