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(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:21, archived)

what's for elevenses's

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

mushrooms

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)

what's for twelvsies?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)

dunno
but the kids finish their lessons at 1, so we're going to make a date and walnut cake
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:45, archived)

braw, have hallucinations with that

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)

braw, don't have needles with that
www.insider.com/man-injected-with-mushrooms-grew-in-blood-caused-organ-failure-2021-1
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:50, archived)

yeah, i read about that
silly cunt
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)

what

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)

YOU HEARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:24, archived)

i've got loads to do and so I'm not doing it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:29, archived)

best way to get things done, I find

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)

I had to bond a gas meter , about 10m run, that's it for my whole day , I finished hours ago

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

I've been flat out since 7:30
As a result I am now pretty much up to date, which is nothing short of a miracle.

Also it looks like Mrs Q might get a vaccine offer this week: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55698132

She's in the 'clinically extremely vulnerable' bracket.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)

Fingers crossed eh , few old fellas from my local have had it , no problems

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)

yeah same with some of my mum's neighbours
a couple have even had their second ones already
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)

Not heard fuck all about my dad getting it , he's 84

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:32, archived)

that's not right - could he have ignored the letter/call?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:49, archived)

Nope, not had a letter . I know you are not supposed to call about it but I might give his doctors a ring

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:51, archived)

Yeah I would

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:56, archived)

You do keep hearing about admin twats losing huge chunks of databases because they shouldn't be trusted with important things

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:00, archived)

Like this? www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/15/priti-patel-under-fire-as-150000-police-records-accidentally-lost
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:15, archived)

maybe if NHS admin twats spent fewer time on wikipedia and more time on their jobs then this stuff wouldn't happen

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

Glad to see downs syndrome on the list , dozer and his mum can get jabbed now

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)

shout going out to the popular page massive

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:25, archived)

pPppPpaaarrffffFfFFFFFFrtttttTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:33, archived)

BIG WOBBLY KNOCKERS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:43, archived)

FANNYS’

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:56, archived)

thread rush -> thrush

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:12, archived)

Maybe yours will pick up a snail and smash the fuck out of it

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:45, archived)

I've never seen a yeast infection do that

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:48, archived)

make sure you're standing by the grey stone when it does

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:51, archived)