I ordered a mask-exemption lanyard from Amazon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

YEAH!!!
Stick it to the man!! Give me freedom or give me death!!

And when I say 'give me death' I mean 'give death to everyone around me as I swan around infecting vulnerable people with a deadly virus'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:20, archived)

What a self-serving prick
Me, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:22, archived)

Imagine if HIV could be present in breath, the whole world would be fucked

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)

haha, imagine if you could catch it from sound
You could call it hearing AIDS!!!!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:27, archived)

Now you can join the other bell ends in ASDA spreading germs

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)

I only shop at Waitrose

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)

I think "they" should have their own supermarket

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)

Disableds, I mean

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)

isn't that just netto?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 18:19, archived)

nah, that's the guy off Fantasy Football League

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:42, archived)