Yeah what up?
I was too hungover to cook yesterday so I'm doing a Sunday roast tonight, which I'm pretty sure is actually illegal under UK law.

How are YOU a super-tough rebel who won't let anything stand in their way?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:57, archived)

we just had cake BEFORE dinner

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:00, archived)

no WAY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:10, archived)

why?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:19, archived)

cake was ready
dinner wasn't
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:40, archived)

I fitted 26 mirrors to my moped

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:00, archived)

^bellboy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)

boy end
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)

bell rent
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 18 Jan 2021, 18:13, archived)

oh ellb
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:08, archived)

fitted 26 mirrors to my mo am a +o
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:14, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:22, archived)

cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:46, archived)

and yet the mods do nothing

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

these days, if you have a Monday roast, you get arrested and thrown in jail

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:03, archived)

what just for having a Sunday roast?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:05, archived)

yeah, just for having a Monday roast

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:05, archived)

oh right that makes more sense

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:06, archived)

I ordered a mask-exemption lanyard from Amazon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

YEAH!!!
Stick it to the man!! Give me freedom or give me death!!

And when I say 'give me death' I mean 'give death to everyone around me as I swan around infecting vulnerable people with a deadly virus'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:20, archived)

What a self-serving prick
Me, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:22, archived)

Imagine if HIV could be present in breath, the whole world would be fucked

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)

haha, imagine if you could catch it from sound
You could call it hearing AIDS!!!!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:27, archived)

Now you can join the other bell ends in ASDA spreading germs

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)

I only shop at Waitrose

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)

I think "they" should have their own supermarket

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)

Disableds, I mean

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)

isn't that just netto?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 18:19, archived)

nah, that's the guy off Fantasy Football League

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:42, archived)

I made a beef in ale stew this morning in the slow cooker
Just put some dumplings in and it smells amazing.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:19, archived)

I do love a beef stew, but I must confess I'm not sure how this marks you out as any kind of renegade here, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)

The TV was switched off while he cooked it, that’s pretty rebellious

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)

wow OK that's different

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:27, archived)

a beef stew, but I must confess I'm not sure how this marks you out as any kind of renegade here, soz

gay sex
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)

don't think I didn't see that strikey failure m8-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:28, archived)

lol

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:31, archived)

Creeping sharia

(dribble, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:23, archived)

I'm sorry m8, this don't impress me much

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8289639
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)

I'm not making dinner at all!
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:54, archived)

And as for the 'rebel' portion of the question
I fart out the front
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:54, archived)

Oh, I had some leftover filo, so I made some samosa type things yesterday
They were pretty beezer, I suppose
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:56, archived)

I do like a samosa
But I also like a gyoza

I'm just mad like that!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:06, archived)

You're mad, you are!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:13, archived)

Wh-whaat? B-but hooowww?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:03, archived)

It's really weird
I just sat down, and dinner is sort of...happening. I just can't explain it. Might call fucken Arthur C Clarke
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)

I think you'd better, m8
This is just too fucken weird
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)

I almost knocked a loud four-year-old flying with my shopping basked in the supermarket just now
completely by accident, of course
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)

sure, riiight, by accident, riiight
*rubs chin*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)

you can't prove nuffink

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

just because I can't prove it, doesn't mean it's not true

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)

^ QAnon

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)