I worked out I can access b3ta from work by creating a virtual windows machine on my Synology Nas and then connecting to that to browse the web.
Although it's a bit slow and trying to click pictures of fucking crosswalks became too painful so I'm just using my phone instead
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)

sounds like you need NORDVPN
when i worked in government, even tho i was at the top the it policy was infuhriating, so i just connected to my home pc from work. it was handy because tbh i was a real workaholic so i was hardly ever at home at all.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:25, archived)

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( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:36, archived)

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(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)

we get it, you Auschwitz

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

are you auschwitz me?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:22, archived)

Sounds pretty insecure

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)

Dozer, I mean

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)

hello it crowd

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:12, archived)