alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:23, archived)

just had an order from a Brian Potter

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:30, archived)

we have a client called Willie Poosniffer.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

haha, we don't really!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

ofc not, you can't be your own client, can you Willie?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:36, archived)

IT'S SOMEONE ELSE, HONEST!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:37, archived)

your other personalities don't count a separate individuals

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)

this is a bit unexpected

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:44, archived)

most of life is, tbh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:54, archived)

not bad, not bad
just enjoying a bit on music and contemplating dinner
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:36, archived)

doesn't sound too painful

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

it really isn't
in theory, i'll be having jumbo king prawns with peppers, mushrooms and spring onions in oyster sauce. in reality, however, i suspect i'll have one too many gins and end up eating the prawns straight out of the packet whilst i watch the two towers again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:53, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:55, archived)

pappardelle with 'nduja here, should be good
I've also still got a couple 2-portion bags of ox cheek ragu in the freezer to have at some point - my finest ever pasta sauce by a long chalk. In the end it took 5hrs to cook but fuck me, well worth it in the end:

www.thebrickkitchen.com/2016/07/slow-braised-beef-cheek-ragu-parpadelle/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)

i love a good, slow-cooked sauce
although i don't eat pasta very often, as i can only manage a small amount. might make some pea and ham soup this week, need to get motivated to give the entire house a thorough deep clean first
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

I made soup for the whole week yesterday and it was boss

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:36, archived)

I make lots of soup

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 22:22, archived)

Yeah, time for a tin of numbers

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:40, archived)

I'm holding out for 5pm here
Got 10 Stellas in the fridge calling my name though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)

I've been in from work since 2 so I've held out ok

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

alrightest alright thread of the day

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:53, archived)

y

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)

I am l33tw0lf, ama!
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:06, archived)

I thought you were 'normal farts'?
It's fucking hard work trying to keep up with you m8, it really is
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)

I'm a fucken social chameleon m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:32, archived)

so, you stick to walls and change colours at parties?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:38, archived)

nope

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)

^ square

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:01, archived)

evenin

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:32, archived)

I worked out I can access b3ta from work by creating a virtual windows machine on my Synology Nas and then connecting to that to browse the web.
Although it's a bit slow and trying to click pictures of fucking crosswalks became too painful so I'm just using my phone instead
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)

sounds like you need NORDVPN
when i worked in government, even tho i was at the top the it policy was infuhriating, so i just connected to my home pc from work. it was handy because tbh i was a real workaholic so i was hardly ever at home at all.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:25, archived)

NORDVPN RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:36, archived)

555,000 characters and 10,000 new ones added every month!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)

we get it, you Auschwitz

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

are you auschwitz me?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:22, archived)

Sounds pretty insecure

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)

Dozer, I mean

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)

hello it crowd

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:12, archived)