G'day ya mangruls

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

phone call from Latvia at 2am lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)

jā žēl par to, m8

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:14, archived)

*wobble board*
Can you guess what it is yet?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:13, archived)

a five year sentence for noncing?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:15, archived)

they took away all his awards because he was a paedo, but Polanski's kept his
never could quite work that one out
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:19, archived)

JUSTICE FOR HARRIS NOW!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

heh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)

You can join today

(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:27, archived)

a semi-erect penis?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:17, archived)

no thanks, wouldn't want to spoil my appetite for lunch

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)

Postman delivered my new router full of internet as the old one had ran out , now I've got loads of broadbands

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)

You might want to bleed it immediately after turning it on
You don't want too much broadband, or you won't be able to email straight
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)

also the router will wear down the middle and might slide off the surface

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)

Depends
Virgin do those ones that are all down the left side
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)

imported from the netherlands though, customs charges will be high

(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)

juist

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)

i'm getting too old to pull a 3-day bender

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 16:54, archived)

d g

"too olg", haha, good joke monstzzz
(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 17:37, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0140734/characters/nm0081811?ref_=tt_cl_t9
(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)