Fuck food, I'm not hungry

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:56, archived)

Thank goodness planearm didn't get the memo that everything is about you, or he'd have starved to death.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, archived)

careful now, b3ta tosh, another close relative might die

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 21:47, archived)