hi internet chums

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)

Come closer, come closer and listen
The reek of my fart keeps on hissing
I notice it most when we're kissing
Come closer and love me tonight
That's right
Come closer and cuddle me tight

My arse goes
Boom tang-a-lang, boom tang-a-lang
When you are quear
Boom tang-a-lang, boom tang-a-lang
Loud in my rear
Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
Boom tang-a-lang-lang all the time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)

jussayin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

This is by far the most romantic thing I've read in 6 years

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:58, archived)

I let out a small tear
and also a little bit of wee
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:01, archived)

Sex, or normal?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

both, I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)

You shart-breaker, you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)

Yes, hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)