morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:28, archived)

back on the bicycle now the ice has washed away in the miserable drizzle
It's nice to cycle in, clear the head a bit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:42, archived)

a bit of exercise really does one good mentally eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:51, archived)

also, Happy Holocasut Memorial Day
wait, or is it remembranc day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)

reminds me of Jason's classic dimwit post one 11/11
'should we even be celebrating war?'

he's a lovely fellow but jesus fucking christ
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)

In a roundabout way, you just reminded me of this
www.nme.com/news/music/blue-15-1374549
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)

“I’m not good with words and I get mixed up” lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)

Can't believe it's been 20 years since them slags blew that New York thing out of all proportion it still freaks my nut out to this day

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:20, archived)

howdy doody

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)

yo bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)

I really so am fucking not feeling it

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:09, archived)

feel *this*, m8
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

I fucking hate people on the train banging on on their phones , it's not even 8am, SHUT UP YOU CUNTS, morning

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:58, archived)

really fucks me off too - round here all the old Indian men walk round the park shouting their heads off on facetime
1. get some fucking headphones you cunts, no-one needs to hear your gibberish
2. that's not how telephones work, you can speak normally and people will still hear you

tl;dr morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)

Have you considered genocide.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)

frequently

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 11:39, archived)

Happy Hump-Day
morning
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)

indeed so.
and a very good morning to you, young master Cheers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:08, archived)

Treated myself to a bloody lie-in, didn't I

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)

Are your kids at home and making your life miserable?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

Yeah, the missus too
All three of them, live lessons
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)

Are you working from home?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)

Yeah
In fact, I haven't been into the office since Summer 2019. A lot of that is to do with the surgery, but still
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

Must be quite nice never having to get dressed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)

It is
But I do it anyway.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

YOU *STILL* PREFER CANADIAN CHEDDAR??????
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:01, archived)

I cannot for the life of me imagine what led to me posting that originally

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:02, archived)

A surfeit of rum?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

plausible

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:21, archived)

Try making poutine without the cheddar, eh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:48, archived)

how is that going to get the economy moving again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:29, archived)

so selfish

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)

Speaking of the economy
I pre-ordered a Way Huge Atreides the other day, Tangled. I'm going to make lots of weird noises with it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)

can it do Peter Frampton style voicebox noises?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:03, archived)

Not really
I nearly bought one of those a few years back. MXR brought out an affordable version ,that runs straight into your amp
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:05, archived)

alroght!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)

hi internet chums

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)

Come closer, come closer and listen
The reek of my fart keeps on hissing
I notice it most when we're kissing
Come closer and love me tonight
That's right
Come closer and cuddle me tight

My arse goes
Boom tang-a-lang, boom tang-a-lang
When you are quear
Boom tang-a-lang, boom tang-a-lang
Loud in my rear
Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
Boom tang-a-lang-lang all the time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)

jussayin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

This is by far the most romantic thing I've read in 6 years

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:58, archived)

I let out a small tear
and also a little bit of wee
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:01, archived)

Sex, or normal?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

both, I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)

You shart-breaker, you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)

Yes, hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)

hello, I'm late to the party

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:10, archived)

hope you brought a bottle

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)

have WKD Blue, will travel

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)

elvense's

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:57, archived)

Yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 11:40, archived)