usual highbrow convos in here
good to see you guys at the cutting edge of internet discussion
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:54, archived)

Big fat smelly sweaty fannies
There
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

sorry didn't understand any of that

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

I did, and I loved every bit of it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:24, archived)

Time for a beer them

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:36, archived)

Cheers!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

on it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

any chance of a glass of white wine?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:50, archived)

It's a bit al murry, but sure

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)

al murry likes tanks

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:01, archived)

really?
In that case I know of some great slippers that he'll just love
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:07, archived)

Hes a ww2 nut , done a few tv shows

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)

I've seen one or two of them, he should have stuck to that instead of his shit standup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

Stuck in that character. Pays the bills I suppose and let's him do his ww2 stuff

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

somebody is burning paper in one of the gardens nearby
the smell is horrendous, even with the windows closed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

have you tried going indoors?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)

i am indoors

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:22, archived)

have you tried not living in social housing?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:38, archived)

yes
but park benches are awfully draughty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:42, archived)

I wish you'd stop telling people to kill themselves

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:59, archived)

no worries on that score
i'm staying alive forever just to piss everyone off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:02, archived)

The golden throne awaits

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:08, archived)

do you reckon Roy Ayers got called 'Pubic' at school?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

I bet you did

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

alright Wayne, simmer down

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)

sorry I can't hear you over the whiff of stilton in the air

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:37, archived)

i'd prefer one made of skulls
for the look of the thing, y'know. of course, it'd need cushions, i don't want haemorrhoids
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

never going to happen

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)

poo poo willy willy bum pants knickers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:05, archived)

thank you for your time

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:16, archived)

everyone always talks about highbrow discussions, and lowbrow ones
no-one ever gives a shout-out to the medium brows

least of all Rebel MC
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:27, archived)

Or unpopular muzik

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)

back once again for the renegade plasterer

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)

alright hitler might go for a wee

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:37, archived)

do it in a balloon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)

smeg off you smegging smeg-head

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:51, archived)

lister lols

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)

most nonexistent of all the lols

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

tru dat

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)

SEX PISS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:04, archived)

sing a song of

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

KNICKERS

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:14, archived)

That was my go to swear when my kids were little

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:29, archived)