have you tried not living in social housing?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:38, archived)

yes
but park benches are awfully draughty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:42, archived)

I wish you'd stop telling people to kill themselves

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:59, archived)

no worries on that score
i'm staying alive forever just to piss everyone off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:02, archived)

The golden throne awaits

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:08, archived)

do you reckon Roy Ayers got called 'Pubic' at school?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

I bet you did

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

alright Wayne, simmer down

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)

sorry I can't hear you over the whiff of stilton in the air

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:37, archived)

i'd prefer one made of skulls
for the look of the thing, y'know. of course, it'd need cushions, i don't want haemorrhoids
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

never going to happen

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)