hello queef
tell me something about yourself that i didn't know before and probably won't care about after
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

I play guitar in the Rolling Stones, but I use a fanny instead of a plectrum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)

already heard that one fuck off you dull cunt
not even about you is it. fucking hell.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

not noice

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:57, archived)

ooh I know one
Jackie Wilson's song Reet Petite was originally titled Queef Petite in dedication to Mr Richard's, but the record company grey suits wouldn't allow it.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:20, archived)

probably because of the smell

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

Supergrass had a lyric about keeping Queef nice and clean in their track Alright, until those damn record executives got involved

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

caught by the fuzz was an alrite track imo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:34, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)

oh do you still need to bang on about how your grandad thought he heard someone say 'fuck' once?
please do i've got a quiet night booked
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

nice one, looking forward to reading your 3am conversations with yourself in the morning
they're always a lot of fun and in no way utterly tragic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:53, archived)

i dunno, i guess i just like talking to someone that isn't a fragile fuck up that airs their dirty laundry online
then cries when they don't get an internet hug. talking to myself seems the only way to accomplish it these days.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)

Yeah nothing says 'not a fuck up' like posting you've run out of alcohol at 3:30am when you have to get up for work 3h later
Teach me your ways o wise one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:11, archived)

i'm sorry you can't handle your booze, i can drink and rock up for work bright as a button!
is that why your wife left you? and took the kids? were you an abusive drunk? i don't need much sleep in my life, fortunately alcohol creates within me a sense of whimsy, not aggression.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)

^whimsy, not aggression

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

wh m
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

i know some pretty aggressive mimsies

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)

I’ve seen a few in my time

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:50, archived)

(.)(.) 

 (v) --ROAR

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:56, archived)

lol

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

She's lion

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)

now that's a proper growler

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)