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i had a friend who is fit and healthy and goes into shops without a mask because 'i don't believe in it'
i tried to tell him it doesn't matter what you believe you could listerally cause people to irl die and he didn't give a shit.
so i had a friend who is fit and healthy and an absolute cunt.
we've fallen out and i haven't spoken to him for two months. have you tried not talking to your brother for two months?
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45,
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yes, my brother and I don't talk often
we do get on well, though, because he's not a cunt
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:48,
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i would gladly never talk to him for the rest of my life
but i very much doubt he'll ever move out of my parents' house. i'm considerably more intelligent than him which his misogynistic, narcissistic little mind can't deal with, so he will creep up behind me and shout "MONGOLOID!" down my ear, like the massive shitcunt he is.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:53,
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he sounds like the perfect fit for b3ta tbh
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:54,
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now you mention it
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58,
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he sounds awful. i'm sorry. have you considered hurting him?
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:54,
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broke his nose once
broke 3 of his toes by building a snowman around a bollard and letting his fucking inner bellend do the rest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:00,
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no wonder he has trust issues
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07,
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oh, he's chased me with a carving knife before now
and every single upstairs wall in my parents' house has holes plastered over that he did by losing his temper and putting his fist through the wall
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:10,
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Spectrum-tastic
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dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:12,
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Horace goes punching
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:15,
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where's wall-y
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:19,
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28 years old, he is
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dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:01,
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he's a constant source of embarrassment
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:04,
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Wrong login lols
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dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:06,
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lol
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:08,
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he's 48 in just over 2 weeks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07,
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if i was 48, and i lived with my mum, and i was a cunt
i'd probably kill myself.
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:13,
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thank fuck i'm safe for a few years yet
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:14,
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